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Jon Mcclure, frontman of Revrend and the Makers was arrested in the early hours of yesterday morning for being cought with cannabis in a hotel in Inverness.

"They took my herb and were dead happy because it was the first famous person they had arrested. Anyhow, fuck it. They are going to write me a letter telling me off, I might burn up a fat one with the letter."

He claims he was 'with the wife' and ordered room service while butt naked and then people were rooting through his cases. He managed to escape with just a caution.